Garrett's just this guy...
When I walked out to my car this morning and noticed that it had a parking ticket on it, I totally did not expect that to be the best part of my day.
It was, in fact, the best part of my day.
holy crap. that sounds pretty bad indeed. i suggest that if you decide to pay the ticket, you should enclose a long letter with it explaining in detail how thankful you are for their brightening your day in this way.